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Cat Snips ~ A short story anthology

Cat Snips

A Short Story Anthology by Cat Johnson

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Black Cat
Lar has existed as a cat for a thousand years, with all the discomforts and indignities that go along with it. But when he’s adopted by Belinda and wakes up no longer a cat, but as a man and in her bed, can his curse finally be at an end? For more about the characters of Grace and Donna from Black Cat, look for Just Desserts by Cat Johnson.

Friends With Benefits
Meg thinks she’s getting the best of both worlds when she and her friend Jeff decide to start having sex with no strings attached, until Meg suddenly finds that, strings or not, she’s become attached to Jeff. The question is, does Jeff feel the same, or is there a new woman in his life?

Fireworks
The last thing Brad wants to do is attend leadership school over the 4th of July holiday. How could the Army think it was a good idea to schedule training in Georgia in July? When his roommate Joe suggests they go see the fireworks and they run into Mary Jo, Joe’s first love there, Brad soon realizes things are only going to get a whole lot hotter. Especially once he discovers that Joe likes to share.

The Soldier and the Siren
After having his heart torn out by a Dear John letter while deployed, David returns home without much hope of things getting better. Then he heard her voice and his whole world changed.

The Rookie (a Studs in Spurs series deleted scene)
This 2,500 word deleted scene from Bucked (Studs in Spurs, Book 2) features Mustang, Chase and one lucky woman who gets to know them better. It’s not a complete story, nor is it a happily-ever-after romance, but it is a smoking hot threesome scene fans of the series, and readers of Bucked will love.

Eight Second Ride (a Studs in Spurs series short story)
Young pro bull rider Chase Reese learns a lesson about women the hard way, but makes a friend in the process in this high energy, action packed 3,000 word single scene. Written as a “thank you” to the fans of the Studs in Spurs series who requested more of Chase. See more of Chase and his fellow bull riders Slade and Mustang in the Studs in Spurs series by Cat Johnson and don’t miss Chase’s book Ride (Studs in Spurs, Book 3).

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Of Black Cats and Bordellos…

Okay, so it wasn’t really a bordello–I was going for alliteration–but it was a former massage parlor (yes, as in “happy ending” kind of massages) where I did a live reading last night. The lovely ladies of Ravenous Romance, Lori Perkins, Debra Hyde and Celia Tan, hosted author Stella Price and me for an October eve of paranormal erotic readings for the patrons of the Happy Ending Lounge located on Broome Street in NYC’s Chinatown.

Besides the colorful atmosphere accentuated by the red booths and red lights, it was extra fun for me in particular because it was an opportunity to bring out and read from a 2006 contemporary paranormal short that I love–BLACK CAT.

The story behind the writing of BLACK CAT is this–after losing our beloved dog to cancer back in 2001, we’d gone to the animal shelter in search of a new member for our family and while walking through the aisles of cages, a black paw reached out of a bottom cage and grabbed onto our legs. We took him out and found him to be the biggest, blackest, and sweetest tempered adult tom cat we’d ever met. Of course we had to take him home, he’d picked us! But after getting him home, we realized this was no ordinary cat. His habits, his personality, his behaviors all led me to say more than once this was no ordinary cat. It was almost as if he’d been human in a past life and those traits were still evident in this cat incarnation. Now I’m not a ‘woo woo’ kind of person seeing strange things where there are none, but having owned over a dozen cats in my life, I know what normal cat behavior is, and this cat is not normal.

That is what led to my writing BLACK CAT, which began life in a now out of print multi-author, witch-themed Halloween anthology and is currently available as a FREE READ on AllRomance.com. The hero is a warrior who pisses off a witch 1000 years ago and she turns him into an immortal cat destined to roam the world in a feline body but with a man’s mind. That would surely explain the intelligence I see in my own Black Cat’s eyes, and the fact he insists on sleeping in my bed with his body under the covers and his head on a pillow each night.

Bringing the story out again last night for the reading made me remember how much I truly love this short, and since now is the season of the witch, I thought I’d share the prologue I read at the Happy Endings Lounge last night here with you.  If you enjoy what you read, download the entire free read and see what happens to my warrior in his cat life, and afterward when the 1,000 year curse finally ends and he wakes up in his female owner’s bed no longer a cat, but a man.

Enjoy!

1,000 years ago 

Someone was singing, a woman. Sweet and melodic.

Well, that settled it. He must be in heaven. But then why did his head ache so? His arm, too, now that he thought about it. There shouldn’t be pain in heaven. Then his blurred brain realized. He must be in hell. It shouldn’t surprise him, really. He was a warrior. Killing was part of his life. And even though it was in the name of his king, killing was killing.

He remembered now the battle that had finally ended his life. The sound of horses’ hooves thundering around him, vibrating his skull as he lay helplessly on the cold October ground. The pungent mingled smells of earth, sweat, and fresh blood, his own and that of others, increasing the ever present throbbing in his head. Seeing from his vantage point on the ground other bodies strewn across the field of battle. The slow moving human vultures as they preyed upon the fallen, one by one.

He had tried to push himself up with his one arm that wasn’t broken, but his chain mail was too heavy and his body too weakened from his injuries. Finally, accepting his fate, he had simply closed his eyes. He’d said a quick prayer as the blessed darkness took over and erased his pain…and his life.

But now the pain was back. He was surely in hell. So be it. If he were in hell, he would just have to learn to live with it, so to speak.  But that still didn’t explain the singing.

He pried open one eye. Even just the light of the flickering flame of the fire felt like a knife cutting through his brain. If this pain were to be his fate for eternity, it would be extremely unpleasant, to say the least.

His vision cleared enough for him to take in his surroundings. Apparently hell, for him anyway, was a small cottage filled with many cats and lots of herbs hanging from the ceiling. A woman faced away from him, cooking something in a cauldron over the fire in the hearth.

He frowned. Odd. The priests who preached of hell had mentioned fire and brimstone, but not this deceivingly domestic scene. Although, whatever the woman was cooking smelled like it could only have originated in hell. He wrinkled his nose against the foul odor.

She ceased her singing and turned. “Ah, finally he wakes.” She came closer and peered at him. One work- roughened hand grasped his chin so she could angle his face toward the light.

He squinted his eyes against the pain in his head.

“Tell me my fate, oh mistress of hell.” He noted that the neckline of her dress was cut so low he could almost see the tops of her nipples. Hmm… But of course, hell wouldn’t be filled with virtuous women, now would it?

“Mistress of hell? That’s the thanks I get for saving your miserable life? I knew I should have taken the fat ugly one instead.” She seemed to be speaking now to one of the cats instead of to him. “The pretty ones are never grateful. Isn’t that right, Sebastian?” She cackled, seemingly amused at her own jest, the meaning of which escaped him.

He tried to see past the agony in his skull to get a better look at her. The only way to describe her was…ageless. She didn’t seem young, but somehow she was not old, either. Definitely, she was not what he would define as beautiful. Far from it. But yet, he found it impossible to look away.  Her eyes appeared as black as her hair and he couldn’t break from their gaze.

Spellbound. That was how he felt.

She ladled some of the foul smelling liquid she had been cooking into a small bone cup and used her breath to cool it. Stronger than she looked, she raised him easily into a sitting position on the bed with one arm and pressed the cup to his lips. He drank in spite of the fact he had no desire to do so.

As he swallowed all of it, the bitter evil brew had the strangest effect upon him. Suddenly, his head no longer ached, and his arm ceased its throbbing, feeling almost as good as it had before he broke it in the battle. He was just thinking that perhaps hell wasn’t going to be so bad when he felt a familiar stirring between his legs. He watched in amazement as the blanket covering his manhood rose. His face grew hot as his hands instinctively moved to hide the source of his embarrassment.

The woman only nodded, looking pleased. “Magic is strong during Samhain. My warrior is stronger than I’d hoped, isn’t he, Sebastian? Perhaps I did pick the right one. And you know I do like them pretty.” She laughed again and pulled the blanket from him, exposing his nakedness. “Time to thank me for saving your life, warrior.”

He watched in horror, unable to move as she raised her skirts and straddled him. “I’m not dead?” he managed to croak as her one hand grabbed him and began stroking him intimately, almost lovingly.

“Dead? No. You are not dead. But you are mine for as long as I wish it. So please me well and live to see another day, warrior.” She turned to the cat again, “Isn’t that right, Sebastian?”

The cat turned and walked away, but the warrior could have sworn he saw a look of human sympathy in its feline eyes.

He lay helpless, as if in a dream world. And though his mind whispered that something was wrong, his cock beneath her touch screamed for satisfaction far more loudly.

His mind and his body warred until something snapped within him, something strong enough to fight the effects of whatever was in what she had given him to drink. Finding strength he didn’t think he had, he flung the woman off of him and jumped to his feet. She landed on the floor with fire shooting from her eyes. She rose slowly, mumbling words in a language he didn’t understand.

Her chant grew louder and stronger until it seemed to vibrate the walls of the cottage. Clay pots fell off shelves while the cats scattered for shelter. Then a pain tore through him the likes of nothing he had ever felt before and he heard a blood curdling scream rip through the air.

He realized the scream was his own as he fell and writhed on the floor.

Then, just as suddenly as it had come, the pain was gone and he could stand again. He rose on four fur- covered feet and stood, eye-to-eye, with Sebastian.

TREY is a FREE Kindle Download!

UPDATE (3/27/11)- The free promotion at Amazon for TREY ends on March 28th, meaning it will revert back to full price on that date though I don’t know what time.

For a very limited time only you can download Book 1 in my Red, Hot & Blue series, TREY, for free in Kindle version from Amazon. Do you need a Kindle to read it? NO, you don’t. Amazon provides programs for MAC, PC and Apps for many smartphones so if you don’t own a Kindle you can still read it on your computer or phone.

MEET THE HEROS

Trey (Red Hot & Blue, Book 1)

Jimmy

The Soldier and the Siren~a collaboration

In today’s WILDFIRE you will find an all new FREE Sizzle by me. It’s called “The Soldier and the Siren” and is a contemporary, 2300-word military-themed short that my soldier muse and I brainstormed together over IM one day when he couldn’t sleep in Afghanistan because his tent was a hundred degrees, and I couldn’t write because I was feeling uninspired.

Read the results in today’s ARe Wildfire Ezine at the link below…

ARe’s WILDFIRE

Scenes From the Cutting Room Floor

The Rookie Studs in Spurs Deleted Scene

I finally got around to formatting and uploading the deleted scene I cut out of BUCKED (Studs in Spurs, Book 2).

This is the scene where Mustang, freshly hurt and mourning the possible loss of his bull riding career, decides to take rookie bull rider Chase under his wing for a wild night with a woman they picked up at a local bar.

It’s short, only 2500 words. This is NOT a romance, it’s not a complete story, it is just what it says, a single scene that shows you what happened behind closed doors to the characters in BUCKED. If you want romance, if you want an HEA, if you want to learn more about the characters, read UNRIDDEN, or BUCKED, or the upcoming RIDE.

Making the pdf of this scene available is my gift to my loyal readers. ONLY download it if you are an adult of over 18 years old, not offended by sexual situations written in frank language, already love the Studs in Spurs cowboys, or want to sample a small taste of what the series is like. IF you don’t meet the above criteria and download and read this anyway, don’t complain to me. You’ve been warned.

If you enjoy this look into my cowboys’ world, try 8 Second Ride, a 3000 word scene starring Chase, also free, also containing sexual situations, also not a romance and not a complete story.

If you are interested in knowing why my post is full of all these conditions and warnings, read my recent post on my Confessions of a Romance Writer at the Eat Something Sexy blogs.

Your Kindle Tutorial~No Kindle Necessary

You don’t need to own a Kindle eReading device to read digital eBooks purchased from Amazon.com in Kindle format. Yes, I am sure about this because I have downloaded and read numerous Kindle books and I do not own a Kindle device.

So how did I read them? Here’s how… I have a FREE Kindle reading application installed on my MAC, on my PC and on my iPod Touch.

KINDLE FOR PC

KINDLE FOR MAC

KINDLE FOR IPHONE (or iPod Touch) Read about it online or in the App Store on your phone

KINDLE FOR BLACKBERRY

KINDLE FOR IPAD

KINDLE FOR ANDROID

So here is the really cool part. No wires! Even if I browse and buy the eBook on my laptop computer, the moment I turn on my iTouch (within a WiFi zone) and open the Kindle app, it browses and syncs to my account, and automatically downloads any new purchases.

Amazon offers FREE Kindle books every day so if you check back often, you can fill up your reading list for nothing. It also allows you to Sample a book by sending you the beginning of the book for free. I’m not sure if the length of the sample is based on words, or characters, or pages, but for my Crossing the Line, the sample I downloaded was nearly two full chapters.

Give it a try. Download the Kindle apps to your device, grab a sample or two, go find today’s free book. What do you have to lose?

July Happenings

Happy July! Here is what’s happening so far for July 2010…

Rough Stock (already out everywhere in eBook) releases in trade paperback on July 6th

PreOrder now at:
Amazon.com
Borders.com
BN.com

Borders Books Multi-author signing, Galleria at Crystal Run, Middletown, NY 2PM July 10th with my local author peeps Tilly Greene, Allie Boniface and Stella Price. Stop by and say hi, leave with some swag and a smile, and maybe a book or two.

Fireworks by Cat Johnson

AND finally, as the 4th of July approaches here in the US, don’t forget about my short FREE READ “Fireworks“, available at All Romance eBooks. It’s a 3,000 word hot, contemporary, military, erotic, M/F/M threesome and it’s available for download free of charge.

Enjoy!

Cat

Why We Love Men in Boots

There is no doubt in my mind that romance readers love cowboys. The proof is in the numbers, and the sales of my three cowboy books (Rough Stock, Unridden and Bucked) have surpassed all of my personal records to date. But what I’d like to know is WHY?

I’ve written sexy computer geeks, firemen, and soldiers but the cowboys always do best with readers.

Can you put your finger on exactly why stories about cowboys make your heart rate speed? If you can, I want to know. I kind of have to know, actually, because I’m sitting on a few panels this Fall at the Authors After Dark romance reader convention in Secaucus, NJ in September and at Albacon in Albany, NJ in October. As an “expert” (and I use that term lightly) in this area, I will be imparting to other authors and readers WHY men in boots do it for you, my readers.

So leave your comments here, if you’d be so kind, about why you love reading the western/cowboy romance genre. And as an added incentive, for those commenters who want one, if you email me your snail mail address to cat@catjohnson.net I will mail you back a “Looking for more than an 8 second ride? Let’s Buck!” fridge magnet as a thank you for helping me flesh out my panel discussions. In the interest of keeping my sanity, I will cut requests for this free magnet offer off on July 1st.

AND while you’re at it, hop over to Melissa Schroeder’s Random Thoughts blog today where I am a guest blogger. It’s military week there during her Summer of Love blog promotion and I’m writing about how I turn the real life mission details from my military muses’ deployments into fictional romance. Don’t get me wrong, cowboys may sell best, but my military series has always done really well also. Maybe it’s the boots we love, be they cowboy or combat. So over at Melissa’s blog I am asking for commenters to tell me why they love stories about military men. Yes, I’m on a ‘why we love military men’ panel at the reader conventions as well…

CONTEST: There on Melissa’s blog, to one randomly-selected lucky commenter, we are giving away a download of my now out of print Crossing the Line, a military romance I wrote in collaboration with my USMC consultant. The contest at Melissa’s runs from 7am today (June 3rd) until 7am tomorrow Eastern time.

So there you go. I’m asking to pick your brain and giving you a public forum to express your opinion about both cowboy and military romance. Love it? Hate it? Too much of it in the world? Not nearly enough? Is there something you want to see and haven’t? Tell me. I want to know.

Thanks!!

Cat

The best tools on the net you’re probably not using…and they’re FREE

Necessity is truly the mother of invention and the kick in the butt procrastinators such as myself need. It was through desperation that I began using two tools that every person should be aware of.

MESH.COM

My PC was having issues so I’d moved exclusively to working on my MAC. I usually try to make a habit of emailing my work in progress to myself regularly so that I have a back up copy stored on Hotmail’s servers. Not the perfect system at all, particularly when I go days without remembering to do it. That is how when the MAC started acting up and I couldn’t even log into it to get the latest version of my WiP out, I started to look for a better solution and found Mesh.com

What is it? I am totally not equipped to explain it well so I suggest you go check out the site yourself, but here is how I see it, and use it. I opened a free Live Mesh account and from there I have 3 (soon to be 4) options. I can store files (Word docs, excel, JPGs, MP3s, anything) on their servers and log in to access them from any computer with an internet connection. The free service places a limit on the size you can store, the pay service does not but they write that unless you store huge files, you will never exceed the limit on the free account.

Okay, so you see that is good, especially since my friend who had no back up just lost all her photos and docs thanks to a power surge that blew her desktop. BUT this storage is NOT the exciting part. Oh no, it gets way better than that. I also installed the Live Mesh on BOTH my MAC and my PC. I set it to log into the Mesh automatically. Then I created a folder on each computer that syncs to the Live Mesh servers and guess what?? Any changes I make to any file in those synced folders automatically update versions on the Live Mesh servers AND on the other synced device (IE my MAC or PC). So this means if I work on my book on the PC, but then tomorrow boot up the MAC and open the file on that computer to continue working I will automatically have the most recent version.

How cool is that?!?! Gone are the days where I have an old version on one computer and have to email the newer one to myself. No more having two laptops in front of me. No more putting docs on a thumb drive to transfer between the two computers, and then having a heart attack when I can’t locate that thumb drive which contains my entire professional life. AND if my computers are lost or stolen, or blown up by a power surge, my docs are still safe on the Mesh.com servers and can be accessed anytime, from anywhere, even on vacation if I don’t want to carry my laptop with me.

The site says the support for smart phones/PDAs is on the way which will make this service even more amazing. One word of caution, it is a Beta edition and my friend had trouble finding where to add her MAC to her network of synced devices, so it takes a bit of navigating on the site and some clicking and searching on your part, but I assure you it is there and it is incredible!

Dr. Wicked’s Write or Die

Okay, so onto the next tool. Where that last one has obvious uses for everyone with a computer and digital files to protect, this next one is probably most useful for writers only. I’m talking of course about the amazing Dr. Wicked and his wonderfully evil Write or Die.

I’m a big procrastinator (as you made have heard). I can also find myself with my work in progress open all day and only add a few hundred words to it. Not a good use of my time. However, thanks to Dr. Wicked, I can log into Write or Die (for free), set a goal by either length of time or word count, and I can produce a minimum of 500 words in 15 minutes. That is 2000 words in an hour. That is more than my typical daily word count goal. Imagine how excited I was to realize that I could get all of my writing done for the day in an hour. I had time to cook. I had time to clean. I could play on Twitter and Facebook later in the day and not feel guilty. It was quite the epiphany.

How does it work? Well it is like an online version of an electrical shock. If you stop typing it gently reminds you to start again by turning the screen pink, then red, then it plays the most obnoxious loud music it can find, all designed to let you know you stopped writing. No more staring into space thinking about what to write. You find yourself writing simply to keep Dr. Wicked’s evil prods to a minimum. My fear when first using it was that I would churn out crap and have to rewrite it. That wasn’t the case. In fact, I think I wrote better by letting my mind go, letting the characters go. No it won’t be perfect or even a very clean first draft. I misspelled words and Dr. Wicked doesn’t auto-fix them the way Word does while you’re typing but that’s what spell check and self-editing/proofreading before submission is for. The increase in productivity is well worth any extra effort using this requires to get the work perfect later on. In fact, Dr. Wicked is mentioned in the dedication of the book I just finished. I think I love him!

The online version is free and perfectly adequate. There is a pay desktop version that is said to have more features and can be downloaded and used without internet access, but to date, I’ve found the free version fine for my needs. One word of caution, the formatting from what you write on Write and Die and then copy and paste into your WiP won’t match, so you’ll have to reformat it. A small price to pay in time and effort in my opinion. Another warning, you do have to copy and paste your words from the Write or Die site before you close the window or you will lose them. And be careful because when you click the ‘Tweet this’ button to brag to your friends about your productivity, it sends you from the Dr. Wicked site to your Twitter page so make sure you copy your words before you leave, as tempting as it is to go run to Twitter right away.

So there you go, two tools you shouldn’t live without.

NEWS- MBaM is Moving AND Scenes from the Cutting Room Floor

MARCH 22nd UPDATE-

MY BOOKSTORE AND MORE is back in action. One unforeseen result of the site migration is the link for my author page has changed but the book detail page links seem to be forwarding to the new site. So here is the new link for my MBaM page…

MY BOOKSTORE AND MORE

My Bookstore and More.com, one of the many eretailers that carry my eBooks, is moving to a new and improved site. What does that mean to you? Well, like all moves, it will take time and be a bit of a pain for all those involved, but it will be worth it in the end. So while the servers are migrated and the info checked, MBaM will be down, probably until mid next week. But never fear! If you have a hankering for one of my cowboys or a craving for a little Greek (Greek Gods, that is) head on over to one of the many other eRetailers that carry my eBooks including but not limited to…

All Romance eBooks
Books on Board
Fictionwise
Amazon

On another note, for those of you who read BUCKED (Studs in Spurs, Book 2) and voyeurs that we all are always wanted to know what happens between Mustang, Chase and Marla after they leave the bar and head for Mustang’s trailer, the unpublished, deleted scene was featured as the SIZZLE  in ARe’s Wildfire newsletter. Check it out HERE.