He’s a broody bad boy whose dating track record only includes bad girls. She’s the good girl hired by his mother to pretend to be bad and keep him away from his trainwreck exes while he's home on leave from the military. Will his meddling mom spark the love story neither of them saw coming?
After years of watching her son date every bad apple in town, this frustrated mom has had enough. Her solution? Hire a struggling local good girl to act like her son's typical type.
Enter one quirky bookworm eyeball deep in thesis research and school loan debt who’s desperate enough to say yes to the strangest gig she’s ever been offered.
Homebody is a swoony, feel-good, small-town romance brimming with heart, humor, and just enough heat to keep you turning the pages.
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CHAPTER ONE
The upstate New York village of Mudville, with a whopping population of just about one-thousand residents, had an official community center. A beautiful old building. A former Masonic Temple steeped in history and architectural detail.
But there was no doubt for anyone in town that the building designated for the purpose of gathering was not the true center of the Mudville community.
That honor was shared by the local dive bar just outside the village, the vintage diner on Main Street and Ruby’s hair salon.
These three gathering places also happened to be the only businesses within walking distance that happened to be hiring. So when it became apparent that it was get a job or not make rent that month, Tessa Hawthorne chose the least frightening, and least social, of the positions available.
Ruby’s Hair Salon.
READ MOREThere were a couple of reasons that led her to make that decision.
First and foremost, for an introvert like Tessa tending bar or waiting tables might as well have been Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell. Not to mention she’d never done either and, Mensa-level IQ aside, she wasn’t sure she could learn those skills without doing damage, either mental or physical, to herself and the businesses’ patrons.
Sweeping up hair from the floor, laundering towels, and refilling supplies at the salon though? That she could do. And do it with her head down, mainly in silence with her own thoughts for company. Just the way she liked it.
It was very nearly the perfect mindless job every creative dreamed of. Low pressure, requiring little to no thought. Giving her time during the day when her brain could rest or, more often, work out at its leisure the problems waiting for her back home in her thesis research.
And for all this, she was getting paid. It might only be minimum wage, but it provided much needed income. Enough she didn’t need to go through the embarrassment of asking her parents for financial help.
This morning the salon was bustling around her as she performed her duties.
It was early for a Sunday, at least for the youth of town who kept later hours than the old timers. But it was prime social time for the senior citizens of Mudville.
The men of the community congregated in the chairs along one wall, take-out coffee cups in hand while they waited for their turn in the single barber chair that serviced the males of the community. All the while they grumbled to one another about the state of the world, or today’s youth, or the price of gas.
Meanwhile, in the chairs in front of each mirrored station two women of a certain age in various stages of beautification chatted animatedly with each other and the hairstylists.
The two clients’ monthly root touch-up seemed secondary to the gossip session, which was fine with Tessa. The more they talked to each other, the less they expected to speak to her.
But the longer she worked at the salon the more she was starting to wonder if she was missing some gene that the women patrons had and she didn’t. She’d never dyed, or highlighted, or done anything else to her boring brown hair except trim the ends a few times a year with the scissors she kept in her desk drawer.
She was just pondering her lack of beauty ritual when snippets of the conversation penetrated her own thoughts…
“I just don’t understand. Your son’s a good looking guy. And he’s got a great job, which is more than I can say for some guys his age that I know.” Red, local shop owner, shook her head sending the foil strips encasing her hair rustling.
“I know,” Susan Sinclair agreed. “Dean should have his choice of the cream of the crop. Yet that boy without fail gravitates to the worst women he can find. Always has. Even back in high school. Heck, junior high, now that I think about it. It’s like he’s a magnet attracting only the worst of the worst.”
Red let out a chuckle. “Maybe you need to find a good girl to pretend to be his usual type of bad girl.”
Losing interest in Susan Sinclair’s son’s love life, Tessa tuned out the conversation.
Her mind turned to working through the various thoughts and challenges of her own existence. She had a dozen problems, but her lack of a love life was not one of them.
The position of shop girl at the salon had proven good for her. She was making slow but steady progress on her graduate thesis. And in the couple of months since she’d been working there, the time spent doing the rote chores had yielded an amazing epiphany or two when it came to her thesis. But she’d reached a stumbling block in her research that even giving her brain a chance to chew on problems and craft solutions during her mindless work didn’t help.
Give it time. She could hear her undergrad psych professor’s words still. Like a pot set to slowly simmer on low on the back burner of a stove, the mind continued to work on problems in the background.
Eventually, it all would work out. It better. She’d devoted too much time—and accrued too much debt—for it not to.
Until then, she’d be the best shop girl she could be… and ignore that she was wasn’t using her degree to work in a field that was even close to what she’d studied.
Deftly, she swept the broom around the pedestal base of the chair, collecting most of the hair clippings with that single sweep, but her research-stopping mental block still remained. Her mind spun and churned to no avail.
Switching gears, she moved on to a review of her current her To-Do list instead.
The round-up of things waiting for her when she got home—pay bills, do laundry, buy some real food that wasn’t take-out meals—streamed through her head as she went back in with the broom to grab the single shorn lock of hair she’d missed.
Unfortunately, it was at the same time Janelle, the stylist who worked part-time for Ruby, pivoted. Her single step that landed her high-heel right on the broom and she had to grab the back of the chair where Red sat to regain her balance.
That earned Tessa a glare from beneath Janelle’s lowered brows.
With a quick glance at Ruby, her boss, who was working on Mrs. Sinclair, Tessa said, “Sorry, sorry. I’ll just, uh, get that later.” Even though it would be much more practical for Janelle to wear more practical shoes while at work. Then maybe she wouldn’t be in danger of falling over from one little broom mishap.
One sharp raise of a brow was the stylist’s only response. Tessa didn’t wait around for more. She took her broom and swept her way toward the back and to the dustpan and garbage pail, where she deposited the sweepings.
“Tessa!”
The sound of her name had Tessa whipping up her gaze to find her boss’s eyes focused on her.
Crud. Was she about to be fired? For making one little mistake?
This wasn’t a great job, definitely not a career-making or breaking position, but it was perfect for her right now. She needed it and the money. Not great money, but money she needed to be able to live until she finished that thesis then found her dream job.
Broom handle clutched in her white knuckles, Tessa swallowed hard and then said, “Yes, Ruby?”
“Can you come over here, please?”
“Oh, um, okay. Yeah. Sure.”
She moved closer, glancing at the floor. It was already hair-free so that wasn’t the reason for the summons. Crud.
“Did you need me to do something for you?” she asked hopefully.
“Not for me, but perhaps for Mrs. Sinclair.” Ruby’s smile looked almost devilish as she tipped her head toward the woman in the chair.
Judging by the foil strips that adorned Mrs. Sinclair’s head, it looked like she’d opted for highlights too along with getting her roots dyed today.
For a girl who didn’t even own a hairdryer and had resorted to using dish soap on her hair when she’d run out of shampoo, that Tessa knew all about highlights was not a good thing. It was a glaring indication she’d been spending too much time here at her part-time job rather than on her thesis—the one thing upon which her future rested.
But it couldn’t be helped. Money made the world go round, whether you had it or not. And right now she was in the not category.
She forced her gaze off the halo of foil that formed a kind of surreal futuristic hairdo and focused on Mrs. Sinclair’s face. “Hi. What can I do for you?”
They’d probably send her down the block to the diner for coffee or a pastry. Which would be good actually. She’d forgotten breakfast this morning and besides the mints in the bowl on the register there was nothing for her to eat here.
“I can’t ask her...” Mrs. Sinclair began, breaking eye contact to glance from Red to Ruby.
“Yes, you can,” Ruby countered.
“You have to,” Red agreed.
Tessa knew she had a habit of living in her own head and not listening when others spoke, but this conversation captured and kept her attention. How could it not? The discussion, and this mysterious question or request Mrs. Sinclair couldn’t bring herself to ask, was apparently all about her.
The question was, why? What was it about?
Whatever it was, she didn’t see that she had much choice in the matter. Her boss seemed all in favor of it.
Seriously, why was she even worried? How bad could it be? Not as bad a getting fired. Maybe the woman needed a dog walker or a house sitter or something like that. She could handle that.
“Uh, sure. You can ask me,” Tessa said with new confidence.
Susan Sinclair bit her lower lip, drew in a breath that audibly rustled the cape draped over her and let it out on a whoosh of air while saying in one quick burst, “I want to hire you to date my son.”
Tessa’s jaw dropped open. When she could speak again, she only managed, “Um, what?”
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